Dude. I come up with my story plots from 5 minutes of thinking in the shower waiting for my conditioner to sit.
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And let me guess… They’re 100% better than anything Episode has released thus far? Can relate.
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Can’t mash that like button hard enough tbh
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Dude I already know all the character backstories, branching, and plot twists when I’m drying off.
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QoF is great shush, but I came up with my story in the shower after watching a bunch of anime :3 Didn’t take months
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Honestly if episode just hired one of us they’d be off just fine. They don’t need 11 months for a story.
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Like… that’s not even cocky at this point. It takes @ChaoticDeluge – one person who isn’t making any money from it – several hours to do this:
It took them 14 days to draw 2 dots on 2 pre-existing character models. It’s really disgraceful how long the updates take, no matter how many people think it’s okay to be exploited by a company.
No, it doesn’t take 2 weeks to put dots on characters, no matter what you say.
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And imagine having all of us? It’d be like. A staff 
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They don’t need to fill all the demands. They just need to produce stuff. No one’s giving them a shopping list.
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(Thank you for the plug >.<)
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They’re doing what’s easy. A team working full time on Episode? They should really be capable of releasing big updates every week. That’s literally their only job.
But we aren’t even asking for that. We’re asking for a hiatus to actually mean something. You don’t come back from an absence with dots.
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YO!!!
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I knew you’d like that one xD
Maybe a little too edgy, but it had to be said
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They’re doing a slow-ass version of their job. There are people on this forum who could work 10x quicker with the same software. And they’re supposed to be professionals.
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*Worse software 
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Hey, there are probably people who could make a dot a day with the old INK technology. That’s 14 whole dots!!!
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The possibilities with 14 whole different dots
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They are obligated
They hired to staff solely responsible for creating and releasing content. They are getting paid from the revenue they receive from us watching two annoying ads before each episode and dealing with their poorly written featured stories.
They are paid and obligated to do this.
As consumers, we have every right to critize them and expect more. Without us they would go broke. It’s our user stories that get them money. It’s us writers that get them paid, that gets their app traffic. The reality is, user stories get more reads and traffic than their featured story.
Writers create stories that gives episode massive revenue. It’s us writers that want more assets so we can make our stories better AND GET THEM MORE REVENUE.
Writers of gaming company’s typically receive assets for their storylines that fit. It makes sense for us writers to want assets so our storylines fit as well.
Our rants aren’t unfounded or cruel. They’re rational and have basis.
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They’ve released tattoos they already had the art for and one single type of clothing that moves in the same way. All they needed to do with that is change the colour.
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Woohoo! Criticism is the purest form of free speech! o/
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