Lowkey gonna rent

So about three months ago it was my boyfriend and I’s 2 year anniversary and I was gonna propose to him, so we went on a date that night and you went to a fancy restaurant, I was wondering why we were in a fancy restaurant sense my boyfriend wasn’t really that rich, I had asked him where he had got the money and he replied “I stole it shut up” then he yelled I got the money for working at McDonald’s for 6 damn months and everyone stared at him, he got angry threw a table and yelled at an old lady for walking to slow, we got kicked out of the restaurant but I still wanted to propose sense it was just Davis your boyfriends other personality, my boyfriend was really pissed and started screaming in the middle of the street that life sucks because you can’t ever get the food you want from stealing money from your fathers boss, a cop was near when he was screaming and stopped us both and asked if something was wrong, I then replied “no my boyfriend is just a little heated right now” and he replied "Yes officer there is something wrong! Ya know what?! I just got kicked out of a fucking restaurant for throwing a table and yelling at an old lady! “WTF I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG!” He kept getting closer to the officers face and the officer proceeded to taze him… The officer arrested him he spent two weeks in jail with an assault charge towards an officer, two days after he had gotten out and I decided to go to his house I knocked on the door and his parents answered which was unusual sense he always answered to door, they had told me he was sent to the psychiatric hospital, it was a shock to me I mean he only has schizophrenia, Bipolar disorder, ODD, DID and he’s OCD so I decided the psychiatric hospital would be the best place to propose to him, sense he was probably depressed and lonely it would cheer him up and I could marry the love of my life, I had packed 6 suit cases, and drove 2,000 miles to where he was located, when I arrived there I had to pay off the workers to let me propose to him, I had went to the lunch room where he was eating lunch with his schizophrenic friend named Hossein that thought he was a government official to catch cannibals and he was rocking back and fourth singing the clowns are gonna get him, you talked to your boyfriend for a while then proposed to him, his schizophrenic friend threw soup all over you and yelled " IMPOSTOR then your boyfriend freaked out and believed you were and impostor took the ring ate it choked and died- :skull:

@epsd.jay

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DoN’t JuDgE sIr

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What is this?

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Her boyfriend was crazy, and then died :rofl::rofl:

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It was a dare :eyes:

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Okay!!! :rofl: :rofl:

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That makes soooo much more sense! I was like what!

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:joy::joy:

It was in this thread :grinning:

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I first read this, I was like wtf, but then after reading some of the comments, I ah now it makes sense.

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