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Ok, first one 
I’m a bit sensitive to dairy, coffee and greasy food so I get diarrhea a lot too. One time I went with my friend who’s a girl to this Mexican place, but the food went right through me. She waited outside while I did my business but it took awhile. I can’t imagine what she was thinking, I just hope she didn’t hear 
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Ah my gawd… 
I HOPE SHE RELATES TO WHATEVER YOU FELT THAT TIME!! I hope she zoned out. Honestly, zoning out is great. Literally, if I were in your position, I would make sure that person stays 20 feet away from me. 
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I hope so too and OMG you’re so right! Stay as far away as possible please
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Did I say feet?.. I meant miles. Better yet, to the south Pacific. Please, and thank you! 
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For your own safety
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I’M CRYING!!!
It’s very toxic and deadly!!! 
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Yesssss
So here’s the next one:
A couple months ago I was working but I didn’t get a break for a long time and I REALLY had to use the bathroom. When I finally got a break, there was a CUTE girl in the break room, but when I went to get my water I farted! Right next to her! And it was loud and DEADLY
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I-
WHAT?!
LOUD AND DEADLY-- IM DEAD AFTER READING THAT AJXSHNDJKLDSJN
What did she doo??
I remember every time I fart loud in school I pretend I didn’t fart by covering my nose… 
and say “EW WHO TF DID THAT” 
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Thank god she thought it was funny, we both kinda laughed about it lol
I should try that out sometime lol, I usually just (try to) hold my gas in but that seems way more fun
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Omg, good. I would’ve jumped off the cliff if it were to be otherwise.
Be careful if you do!! Sometimes, I get caught in my own question. I always blame someone (the annoying person) for it, and back tf away from that once person who I blamed. 
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Yeah that can be tricky. I have a TERRIBLE poker face so I probably won’t do well lolol
Have you tried to let off silent farts? I’m feeling really silly rn haha
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Nowadays, I do, too!! But what you can do is laugh it off and fake how funny it is… make it realistic!
I tried, actually. Most of the times, it failed on me. I let it in and hear that growl on my stomach. It probs mad at me for not letting it out. LOL I’m gonna be silly (too) and ask if you ever tried?
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Haha I’ll try that next time, thanks!
Yeah I feel that, sometimes it comes out WAY louder or it’s more than a fart ew lol but how do you react to the smell? Do you try to blame or just ignore it and hope everyone else does too?
Lolol a whole convo on farts
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No problemo
O_O! If mine were louder… I would cry and die in the corner (well that’s if the person knew). I panic when I smell it… literally gushing away from the scent! I ignore it tbh. Cuz I don’t wanna cause another scene!
LOL we’re literally human!!
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Hey me too!! When that happens I sit there awkwardly like “oh no do they smell that” but my face goes so hot and red! Good to know I’m not alone lololol
And you’re so right! We are all human and these things are natural, even if they’re gross
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Comparing to red… mine is like uh-oh stinky 
I pretend I’m a star for letting smth like that out. 
I’m GLAD I’m not alone on thiss!
I’m sure every single living human has done this… If only other people were accepting. But, no. They be like, “WheRe ArE yOuR mAnNeRs?!” 
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I love that! Do they give out awards for that?? They should LOL
EXACTLY!! Everyone has bodily functions people!! Make people feel comfortable and accepted when they happen haha
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They should give out an award titled “Embarrassing Star”!! or Embarrassmental Bitch 
OMG IKR!!! We’re not programmed to let it in!! We have our own way of manners, tyvm. 
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I would win that so fast
Yeah! Maybe letting it out is our way of saying thank you 
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