Just find your local country boy football player who’s been crushing on you on and off for four years and happens to love zebrafish enough (after the two of you happen to wind up in the same fish elective class) that he wants to run your school’s zebrafish lab that you also happen to be running that year. 7 monthly payments of $29.99 in gas money to go drive to see him.
again, this has gotta be an Episode story, right??