Good thing I have my backup, thatās my actual wand! 
*Casts spell on @TheParisLover *
Good thing I have my backup, thatās my actual wand! 
*Casts spell on @TheParisLover *
Wtf? 
GROSS HOW IS THAT EVEN EDIBLE
looks away in disgust
Shakes head
why am I hanging out with these people
Jesus what are you kidnappers?
Snatches wig to wipe away fake tears
But still thatās the nicest thing youāve ever said
Cool
slowly puts a few inches of distance between us
So uh- what now?
YOU @#%*^%^>!
begins to gag
Oh god I CAN TASTE THINGS THAT SHOULDNāT BE TASTED
WHYYYYYY
Throws up wand
I WILL GET YOU
chases after you
I know youāre in the trash because you always hide there!
begins to walk near trash
Slaps you with random slice of pizza
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME EAT THAT NASTY WAND?
snatches wig and throws it in the trash
WHATS UP STICKeRSS
DAMN IT IM LATE-
FINE THEN
throws your entire supply of chocolate wands in the trash
THATS FOR SHOVING THAT GROSS WAND DOWN MY THROAT
Fashionably late 
yes, gotta make that entrance 
*Shoves one of @TheParisLover ās Coco cheese ketchup wands down throat *
Hahaha this is fun
Suuuuuure
begins to run while youāre gone
I mean, i am half alien but ok
AM I THE ONLY NON ALIEN?
fake sniffles.
Jessiās non alien
or is she