New Featured story: ...In My Bed!

amberose · July 26, 2018, 10:29pm

I think I’ll watch it this way. I don’t want to give episode the satisfaction of my passes or gems being wasted on this story, but I do want to see how bad it is for myself

goth.gaia · July 26, 2018, 10:29pm

Found this on the “FAQ” page on the portal. Thought u guys would appreciate it…

AHAHAHAHAA WHAT??? They literally didn’t follow ANY of this??

Like the first 20 lines made me say something, but it wasn’t “WOW!”… it was “WHAT?” and “EW!”

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:29pm

Yup. Sadly

Lindsey_H · July 26, 2018, 10:30pm

Freaking hypocrites. I don’t believe in being a hater, but when the story is THIS BAD and goes against all of my morals. I will stand up for righteousness.

wjshful · July 26, 2018, 10:30pm

the story literally goes against everything it says there wtf…

Lindsey_H · July 26, 2018, 10:31pm

I never had to take it. Sex - Ed was the parents job. But again, I did grow up sheltered and homeschooled. Now in college, I know everything I need to due to the internet. Not on purpose either.

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:32pm

It’s not creative. A 12 year old on wattpad can create this and make it even more smutty.
I gave up on the first scene.
The guy gave me a GIFT. I have to pay for a fucking gift. It won’t even make the sex better.
“We will stop reading it” Sis, I already did.

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:33pm

Hey me and my team approve even though we didn’t read any of it! :DDDDD

Lindsey_H · July 26, 2018, 10:35pm

All of you are more sensible than the entire episode team. If you all have instagram, I would love to follow.
Mine is @from_the_other_side_episode
It’s been a real pleasure chatting.

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:36pm

Hey I wanted to share this https://docs.google.com/document/d/12H-6X30qM8A1GP8TxPMuiMYf3q4xP7ZlBz38BE-vhX0/edit

This guy named LukeDaCat on Episode forums created this, and I feel like this deserves more recognition. This a document with a lot of great points of Episode being completely unoriginal lately.

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:36pm

Noted. I’ll make a new acc on insta and would love to chat later

wjshful · July 26, 2018, 10:37pm

same ^^

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:39pm

I found this user story that has sex in it, and actually tells you to be safe with sex. I think it’s top community romance/drama.

goth.gaia · July 26, 2018, 10:41pm

but… don’t you want to take a trip to Bone Town?? you can’t go to Bone Town with Mr Wiener if you stop reading!!! why would you want to miss out on all that STEAMY fun? whatever. more for me!!
instead of doin the nasty in a public pool, i hope we go all out and have some JUICY fun in a sewer!!!

…In The Hospital Because You Now Have A Disease From Being Stupid

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:43pm

Oh SHIT you’re right! I need to read more for my bad boy senpai~~

I’m now going in a hospital while writing that. I cringed too hard.

Mysterious_J807 · July 26, 2018, 10:43pm

https://www.pinterest.com/bredwarf/ - Pinterest - extremely active

BrreeannaJB- Wattpad - depends on activity

brechronicles - unactive instagram lol

I have exceeded my episode replies . ( *cry * )

episode.burger · July 26, 2018, 10:45pm

“In My Bed??” even the word mansplaining is better than this shitty story.

wjshful · July 26, 2018, 10:46pm

oml factsssss

jade.cherry · July 26, 2018, 10:47pm

I don’t have an Instagram, but if any of you want to contact me outside of Episode forums my Twitter is @kat3kan3 and my Tumblr is 0sungoddess0. Remember the number one lesson from ‘In my Bed’: always run over staff members from your school with a stolen car when they punish you for breaking rules!

NightsInVienna · July 26, 2018, 10:51pm

Absolutely agree. It’d be banned on the first report and Episode wouldn’t bat an eye. But when they write it themselves? They see nothing wrong with it.