Bro idc about no dusty chihuahua that will probably just run around the house in one scene then disappear the next
Also , SPOILERS (tell me how to blur a text plz)
how is man asking to be his gf in the second episode.
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I didn’t need the whole rundown of adoption playing across the screen while knowing that I’m too broke to afford anything. 
To blur text you click the cog and then blur spoiler or type: [spoiler] and [6spoiler] (replace the 6 with / though)
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These stories are literally too much… but it makes them hilarious AF!
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I tried that and it still be er worked for me lmao
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And obviously he would ask her to be his girlfriend, look at those neck pixels. The only person that could ever hope to beat those is Neckman.
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Yesssssssss 
Team Edward
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Okay… how the eff did I do that?? I actually don’t know how to make things bigger on here lol. It’s been so long since I read the discord thread and I don’t think I new how to do it then either
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I loooose it every time you mention pixels I love it. Look at those hot pixels yaaaassssssssssss
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I mean… team Bella and Jacob is better. Where have you been, loca ??
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No bc imagine ur episode LI looking above you In your sleep paralysis
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Ohmigosh that line kills me… I think it kills everyone. I remember seeing a tiktok showing a girl who got that tattooed and her friends were cracking up or rolling their eyes or something lol. I practically fell on the floor when I saw it.
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yOu NiCkNaMeD mY dAuGhTeR aFtEr ThE lOcHnEsS mOnStEr???
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ROOOOOOLING I’m literally dying rn
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Omg I wanna get it tattooed aswell 
no but i love the tension between Jacob and Edward when she was in the middle of choosing who to pick
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but what made Jacob think it was ok to go for bellas daughter like… 
Woop woop, thas the sound of da police 
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Fr real the whole pLoT tWiSt was weird. I actually wasn’t attracted to you, I was simping for your unfertilized egg
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He said first I’ll be her uncle, then I’ll be her brother THEN I’ll be her boyfriend.
It was her inside you the whole time, see your feelings for me are gone. It was her. I’ll wait to seduce her, don’t worry Bells… I gotchu fam!
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I mean… Team Edward just for that. Imagine how awkward family reunions must be.
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They were so good together but I guess the daughter just ruins it 
also who would even wanna have a child that could literally kill you?!? like all that just for that child to go hang out with ur EX…
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If they didn’t go Spain (if that’s where they went ) …
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It’s like he’s literally grooming her from birth 
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