Man I don’t even care wether or not we get animals.
We’ve been needing new hairstyles and features FOREVERR
YES. I’ve been waiting for MONTHS.
Bro the updates are 3 hours late,
What are we suppose to be doing
We can still email i guess…but that’s not fun
July, AUgust, september… now what? 2020?!
“thotties”



It’s 4:23 pm in California where their company is.
They’re probably taking their time.
Episode get some tater tots.
It’s 7:23 Pm for me, I’m already tired.
They suppose to be updatin today???
I’ve wasted my day waiting honestly.
It’s 6:24 for me
They are! They on some good stuff or something cause WHERE THE UPDATE AT
It’s 3056 and every episode writer who just wanted those cute face features and LL daddies are now dead.
The Episode writers have kept every single generation, waiting anxiously indoors for the newest update. Only to find that socks and new backgrounds which look exactly the same as the rest have been released.
I’m thirsty for LL and some drinks…
Also, do you guys think that in 2028 there might be… robots. I’m gonna date a robot like cyberlife.
And only hot robots are here -cries- i’m not single anymore.
The aliens have invaded the episode studio and stole all the expensive new Limelight Tech so they can build 3D episode daddy’s to probe.
The government is still tracking them down but they’re only going off the trail of limelight beard hairs. No amount of dna testing or technology can track the beasts. All we can do is wait.
It is said the episode team is watching Soap operas and eating popcorn instead of helping the government collect their tech.
All we do is wait.
We wait, tears brimming our eyelids, goosebumps traveling up our bodies, and hearts empty due to the lack of episode daddies.
How will this story end?
We don’t know.
I’m getting bored, I’m gonna finish up my wattpad story I’ve been waiting for chapters.
Or i’ll make some docs…brb.
Yeah I’m gonna take a leap and say we ain’t getting shit today.
YEET