It’s opposite day.
Everything you type in this forum, has to be the opposite of what you actually mean!
The person below you has to respond to you by saying the opposite of what they think about what you said, then they have to say something.
I had a great night, I didn’t get suspended and my mum isn’t sending me to summer-school! (Actually saying: I had a bad day, I got suspended and my mum is sending me to summer-school!)
reply: Bad luck. You won’t need it. (Actually saying: Good luck. You’ll need it.)
[random scenario or I like/I hate… etc]
and then another person has to respond to the bottom message the replier left and so on so forth.
You don’t need to put what you actually mean in brackets because the person will know by translating it to the opposite, obviously.
I hate the cat breed, Collie. Those types of cats are idiots.