Pickup lines thread

Oh wait I meant say the homework one NOT DO IT! :joy:

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Are you a shape? Because I like you.

(ANYONE WHO GETS THE REFERENCE IS GOLDEN)

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Watt can I say, I need my daddy…

(Dammit, this is getting waaayyy tooo naughty, :joy: Eh)

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I am rolling in the floor laughing rn

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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I have more. :joy:

And they’re all dirty. :joy:

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Ohhh please share…I’m having fun reading these

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I can’t breathe :joy::joy::joy:

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Idk why I find this so funny

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Wow…that’s :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::purple_heart::purple_heart:

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I know. :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:

:hushed:

Yassss

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Holy shit

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You won my heart 🖑🏾

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I’ll give you a kiss if you don’t like it.
You can return it.

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They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation? :joy:

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I’m so proud. :cry:

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Topic closed due to violation of the Forum General Rules. If this topic is recreated in the future, please keep in mind that all pick-up lines must be kept to a PG level or lower. Thanks :smiley:

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