Pickup lines thread

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If you were a transformer you would be a HOT-o-bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

I love pick up lines :joy:

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Est ce que ton pĆØre est un voleur? Parce quā€™il a volĆ© toutes les Ć©toiles pour les mettre dans tes yeux.
Is your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars to put them in your eyes

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How many of you guys are looking this up? I know I am.

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Oooh thats a good one!

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Are you a thief? Because I think you just stole my heart. :smirk:

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I looked up the cutecumber one. I had seen the others in stories on Wattpad

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I was about to type that one :joy: My ex used it on me once.

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Omigod this is my new favorite thread! :joy:

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Iā€™ve written this one before but on another thread, itā€™s too funny not to share again

If you were on an Indian menu you would have 3 chilliā€™s next to your nameā€¦ because you make me shit myself :joy:

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Are you a bank loan? Cause you got my intrest.

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Lmao

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Omg Iā€™m dead

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I googled this one

Are you Cinderella? Causeā€™ I see that dress coming off at midnight!

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I looked this up: My lips are worn out from playing trumpet. Can I rest them on yours?

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Are you French becauseā€¦Eiffel for you :wink:

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Can I see your schedule? Because I think we have ChEmIsTry togetherā€¦

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Lmao :sweat_smile:

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Oh shit, literally

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I love this one! :joy:

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Are you a parking fine? Because I picked you up off the street and now I canā€™t afford to pay you :money_with_wings:

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