Pickup lines thread

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Wait, someone said that to you? Damn.

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Uhh, well here’s mine!

Are you from Africa? Because you’re A-frickin-babe! :wink::wink:

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Heh 🤷🏾

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Yassss!
That’s what I like. +1

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Carrément hein

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You know, I don’t need energy bars to keep me going. :smiling_imp:

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haha ouais

U need pizza?

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Vous devez être un balai parce que vous venez de me balayer.

(LOL edited it)

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Or because you just swept me off my feet.

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I knew one about a fart but I forgot it.

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Did you fart, because you just blew me away.

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Did you just fart? Because you blow me away

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:eyes:

We thought the same lol.

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Did you just fart? because you blew me away :kissing_heart:

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@Maria.StoryWritter @OueIman Yep. That was it. :joy:

lol

When I visit people out of state they go are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see, what I say “are you stupid cuz I’m from Arkansas and Tennessee is our neighbor state.”

Oh and I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I’m no hipster, but I’d ride a fixie for you.

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