Poll: Character name

Basically this character is a stereotypical rich daddy’s girl Louis Vuitton handbag donning Ugg wearing #iwokeuplikethis hashtag using bitch. And I want to torture her by giving her the whitest girl name ever. So…

  • Paizleigh
  • Alyzzabeth

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May I suggest Kviiilyn?
It’s “Kaitlyn” but has “VIII” because that means “eight.” :joy:

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Oh my GOD that’s genius in the worst way possible. I LOVE IT

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Ikr!? And it’s real too:

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The baby looks like she’s just been crying and honestly I would be too

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Not gonna lie, first thing I thought when I saw that name was Henry VIII :sweat_smile:
Also how the fudge did they get from Kaitlyn to that???

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When you chilling in the womb and your parents talking about naming you Kviilyn
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:rofl::joy::joy:

For real tho, can you imagine being the teacher and having to read that name out loud? :flushed:

I’d totally mess it up

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Me as a non english speaker could not pronounce either of the names. I always think that names should rather be simpler.

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If you don’t have a last name in mind or for a different character can I suggest George? Like after Regina George :joy:

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For sure Taylor or Hailey are the whitest of the white girl names lmao just a thought :grin:

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What about Anna or Taelyn or Emma?

I actually just laughed out loud. lmfao.

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Welcome to the forums!

Hahah! Welcome to the Forums- so glad I made you laugh!

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hM. I guess rich people name there kids some stoopid names thennn

Britney?

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Oh my gosh, if I were that girl’s teacher, I’d probably read ‘Ka-VEE-lynn’ or ‘KEV-a-lyn’. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
She’ll probably have to explain to everyone she meets how her parents got K8lyn out of that.

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If you need more typical rich girl names, for maybe her sister or BFFs, there’s Mackenzie, Madison, Megan, Taylor, Jessica, or Regina.

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