Quotes and jokes

Here they are:

Inspirational quotes

“if your dreams don’t scare you there to small” -Richard Brandon

“Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong” - Ella Fitzgerald

“Don’t downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny” - Unknown

“You got to do this for you, it isn’t about anybody. Live for you. Honor you. Never losse sight of that.” - Unknown

“When you feel like quitting, think about why you started” - Unknown

“Fall seven times, get up eight” - Unknown

“Be patient with yourself, nothing in nature blooms all year” - Unknown

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doughs of today” - Franklin Roosevelt

“Just breath, no matter what happens you can handle it, and you will be ok” -Unknown

Jokes

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Those jokes are stinking hilarious :rofl::joy: I told my mum all of them and she laughed so stinking hard :upside_down_face::slightly_smiling_face::grin:

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I’m glad I made someone laugh today :grin:

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My favourite quotes are these:

  1. Better an ‘oops’ than a ‘what if’!

  2. Never regret anything that made you smile.

  3. Sometimes the painful endings bring the best new beginnings.

  4. Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place.

  5. Some things are just meant to be broken.

  6. Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.

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I have one joke :sweat_smile:
Why do they say “break a leg” before performing for a play?

Because a play always has a cast :grin:

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Ha :sweat_smile:

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That’s a good one :joy:

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Thanks lol😂

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