Then I laughed and shrugged my shoulders, Who’s that in the mirror i see?
Ronald McDonald holding Bruce lee!
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I didn’t know they were getting married, I said and pushed my friend aside
I let them in with a smile on my face but when I looked behind them my eyes opened wide
My mind wandered back to time I was lovers with my big fat neighbor Clyde
Clyde and his brother Cyber came in with a hardrive
He said a lot of big words which left my brain fried
Clyde said pick a friend and the other one dies
My friends apartment was filled with flies
Oh all those lies!
My friend at the apartments name was Dylan, he wasn’t very wise
So I picked my friend Josse, who’s being taken away by Cyber downstair with the hardrive
It took 4 minutes, not not that, 5!
I freaked out and called an Uber for a ride
I stood there and watched little josse slowly die it made me cry
The police showed up and I had to tell them a lie
If I told them the truth, we would all surely die
After lying to the police, A hobo and I jumped in the Uber ready for the ride of our lives
WE rode past Dollor Tree and Walmart until we arrived
In the amazing choice mart like we still strived