I believed in Santa, thought that babies were made by praying to God and then he’d let you get pregnant (I was a poor innocent child, okay?), and a lot of stupid stuff like that. I also used to believe that my brother should be older than me because he was born a few days before me (I didn’t know the concept of years lol.). I was a dumb child.
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oof. my mom was super strict when i was growing up so she didn’t “count” 
My mom would tell me. If you kiss a boy you will become pregnant.
And I believed it. Until someone in middle school told me it wasn’t true. I was so naive.
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bruh 
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woooooow.
I’m sorry I was so innocent!!!
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yea this one is really common 
i actually thought “shut up” “stupid” “idiot” were bad words 
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lol if i was naive and younger i probably would’ve believed that too
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I believed all the countries was in the sky that why we need planes to reach there…
I believed that pelican deliver babies to your door step lol
I believed that girls was made with sugar and spice and everything nice… lol
And many more lol
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I also use to believe that
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My mom would also say when it was raining. I did something wrong because I made God cried.
And needed to tell the truth if I did something wrong. For it to stop raining.
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bruh for one snippet lmfao y did i use that word i believed raining was when god was crying
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I believed you had to sing the “Rain, rain go away” song for it to go away.
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omg i would get so upset when it didnt work
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I was exactly the same.
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I would take cantaloupe seeds and put then in paper towels which were on plates. I thought the seeds would grow. 3 months later I tried again… 
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lmaoo
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Lol I did that too.
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I’ve heard that to
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