Hey I think there is something on your face? Oh wait that’s just you.
Next person to roast me please be brutal and mean I have no feelings and please be creative 
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If I had a face like yours, i’d sue my parents.
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Why thank you 
Sweetie you’re one to talk. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it
Whoever is gonna roast me better give it to me heartlessly
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babe…I just looked at your birth certificate, turns out it’s actually an apology letter from the condom company…simple mistake, just like you.
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You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel
no offense
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I like unsalted pretzels…but you know what I don’t like… you. So, bye bye now! 
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good one
Bye, the village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.
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yeah, and I’m about to deliver you to them.
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My bad I forgot mentioning they need oblivious idiots
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I’m an oblivious idiot? Thanks, I was really trying to be like you today, so I’m guessing it worked. 
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I know everyone tries to be like me, sadly you failed it like everyone else
Everyone includes you
Since everyone did fail at that, stop acting like you didn’t
Buh-bye 
Bye… I have better things to do
Oh wow…you do? That was unexpected buttt…great! Anyway, in my pov, I’d rather run around forums than just pretend being busy ya knoww
There are many other things you don’t know…wait it must be really hard remembering things with 0 IQ
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0 sounds better than -0.000001 ig? Might be a bit hard to understand tho, for those who suck at maths maybe?
Sigh…must be really difficult for you then
I like where this is going
Wayyy easier than it is for you 
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