I feel pity that your mother wasted 9 months to give birth to you…and she had to endure all that pain…tsk…tsk
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your odour encourages people to invent more strong smelling deodorant ehe 
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You’re so fat you can’t even see yourself in the mirror
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Oh poor mirror …it must be crying to see your ugly face everyday
I don’t mean it
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If you by any chance get a boyfriend he wouldn’t even have to imagine you cheating
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You should keep a sign "beware of dogs"infront of your house ,even though you don’t have a dog or have a one dog
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I refuse to believe your father wasted his sp*rm on you
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Hey hey…look down you forgot your shame to take with you!
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Uno ur actually so lucky. If there were ever a zombie apocalypse, you would definitely be safe.
That’s a no brainer.
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Takes someone who doesn’t have a brain to know another. Glad you guys got a community
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I ate urs btw
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I like where ur coming from, now I’d like to see u leave
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Wht the toilet 
no thx I love it there
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When u sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get ur dirty self off of me
Google btw
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You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.
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Kinda ironic u said that because I just so happened to notice the same onion insult on this topic and google.
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sorry, oh i didnt know. i just thought of it oops. must have seen that one before then
i dont mean to come off as rude so i deleted them both 
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U didn’t have toooo I was jkkk
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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no worries !!
have a nice day 
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Thanksss you too.
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