Roast the person above you...but be nice?

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick

google is savage :sunglasses:

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You must have born on a highway cause that’s where accidents happen

true :sweat_smile:

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The last time i saw someting like you i flushed it…
:face_with_hand_over_mouth: :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Damnnnn ”the last time you saw??” I wish you could still see how big your ego was 🚶‍♂️

I’m sorry :joy:

:stars:when you were born your mom asked the doctor for a receipt :stars:

sorry in advance :sweat_smile:

If I could describe you in one word it would be “coin.” You’re flat, 2 faced, and always in someone’s pants.

AAH IM SORRY

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I would make a joke of your life-
But I see that Life’s already beaten me to it.

Gaaahhhh I’m so sorry :cold_sweat:

You should be, sorry, that one’s been used. ( :see_no_evil: I’m kidding, sorry! :confounded:)

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Aww you know everything about being used don’t you? :upside_down_face:

U guys are hilarious sorry this is dry :joy:

Keep rolling your eyes . May be one day you will find brain back there :joy:

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You don’t even have a brain, so why are you giving lecture to others?

:grimacing: SORRY :neutral_face:

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Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

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:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I thought human has only one heart and here you are with three hearts on face :joy:
Someone call mib(men in black) there is an alien here

sorry and I don’t mean it , btw welcome to community

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I’m so sorry sister! I love you!

You’re pretty, sweet, kind etc! You’re beautiful! Oh wait! Did I forget to mention that today’s world opposite day?

(I just made one lol It’s bad!)

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Oh …are you blind or what
The world’s opposite day is on Jan 25th
Oh yeah ,I forgot you didn’t got a brain to realise that

I love you too and the roast is pretty good though

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Roses are red violets are blue!

If you didn’t realise that was a joke

You should be in the zoo! but don’t worry!

I’ll be there too! Not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yeah!! it’s amazing!

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Iam smelling google
Oh yeah …there is no comebacks lefts or what :joy:
Oh why it would be

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Yes google! The zoo part is lol! But i’ll start!

I never believed that humans were first monkeys, but that’s before I met you!

(I made this but IDK if it’s in google lol)

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You bring everyone so much joy :heart_eyes: when you leave the room :joy:

so sorry :face_with_hand_over_mouth: I didn’t mean it.

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