Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick
google is savage 
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick
google is savage 
You must have born on a highway cause that’s where accidents happen
true
The last time i saw someting like you i flushed it…

Damnnnn ”the last time you saw??” I wish you could still see how big your ego was 🚶♂️
I’m sorry 
when you were born your mom asked the doctor for a receipt 
sorry in advance 
If I could describe you in one word it would be “coin.” You’re flat, 2 faced, and always in someone’s pants.
AAH IM SORRY
I would make a joke of your life-
But I see that Life’s already beaten me to it.
Gaaahhhh I’m so sorry
Aww you know everything about being used don’t you? 
U guys are hilarious sorry this is dry 
Keep rolling your eyes . May be one day you will find brain back there 
You don’t even have a brain, so why are you giving lecture to others?
SORRY 
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

I thought human has only one heart and here you are with three hearts on face 
Someone call mib(men in black) there is an alien here
sorry and I don’t mean it , btw welcome to community
I’m so sorry sister! I love you!
You’re pretty, sweet, kind etc! You’re beautiful! Oh wait! Did I forget to mention that today’s world opposite day?
(I just made one lol It’s bad!)
Oh …are you blind or what
The world’s opposite day is on Jan 25th
Oh yeah ,I forgot you didn’t got a brain to realise that
I love you too and the roast is pretty good though
Roses are red violets are blue!
If you didn’t realise that was a joke
You should be in the zoo! but don’t worry!
I’ll be there too! Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Yeah!! it’s amazing!
Iam smelling google
Oh yeah …there is no comebacks lefts or what 
Oh why it would be
Yes google! The zoo part is lol! But i’ll start!
I never believed that humans were first monkeys, but that’s before I met you!
(I made this but IDK if it’s in google lol)
You bring everyone so much joy
when you leave the room 
so sorry
I didn’t mean it.