The evil queen called she wants her personality back
thank u 
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I’ll never forget the first time we met (2 minutes ago lol), but I’ll keep trying.
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Wow I’m surprised you even can remember when we met, you have the memory span of a goldfish
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Your legs and Macdonalds have a lot in common their open 24/7
I am so sorry 
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I’m glad you took grammar classes cause that roast was as about as good as your man, dry
your good
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There’s so possible volume of gravy that can hide how dry that roast was.
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i dont know how to roast so im just gonna watch yall with my popcorns 
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Sorry, do you hear that?
Exactly, nobody asked.
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All I hear is an off topic roast
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If you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Oh god oh god that was mean
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I’m glad the snake knows so much about faces
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Hold still I’m still trying to imagine you with a personality. 
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That must be very hard to do for the person getting roast off the internet
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If you call those roasts, they’re gonna have to change the definition of a third-degree burn to a tickle.
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I was hoping for a battle but appears you’ve come unprepared
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Mirrors can’t talk, and lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
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That was very random.
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Mirrors can’t talk but the narcissist can
I’m glad the online roast list are serving you well
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I know, you’ve been talking a while now
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Takes one to know One honey
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If I’m honey then you’re that gunk stuck in the kitchen sink.
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