What exactly have you done with your life?
I don’t mean it aaaa
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Why is it OK for you to be an idiot, but not OK for me to point it out?
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I would slap you but that would be an animal abuse
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Sloths spend 90% of their lives motionless, which means they are slightly more productive than you.
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Thanks ! I couldn’t sleep but now you bored to hell so I can sleep night
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Is there an App I can download to make you go away?
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It’s been 10 peaceful hours.
I can’t believe I’m saying that I kinda miss your ugly face 
We totally went full on insult mode right here
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Aww! Thanks for taking your unuseful time checking on my face! And not to forget sloths are more useful than you~
Yeah like lol! I promise I never mean a word!
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Rusty Captain America’s voice: Yeah, I know, I know
Dang, if only my maths teacher can explain things this clear.
Back to roasting…
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Roses are red (I know, but bear with me), Violets are blue.
You smell so bad, you belong in the zoo.
Don’t be sad, I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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(I already used this 
)
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You must have been born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen 
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You gotta be cherished enough to be loved as a mistake… Poor you, by the way
Then back at your face. HAH.
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Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f*ck up
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Ooh, someone’s fiesty. Should I give you a treat?
If people don’t know better they might think we are actually arguing
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Are you born this stupid? or did you take lessons?
They’ll definitely think lol
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In fact, I am born this stupid.
Pity you had to take classes just to reach my level.
Nah, we’re just a bunch of nice people… Saying nice things and stuff… Don’t you think?
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You deserve a high five , in the face, with a chair
and I don’t mean it 
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Ugh, do I have to educate you how to use a chair properly?
It’s not like you are smart enough to understand anyway.
So am I, so am I.
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