Roasts Written like Love-at-first-sight Descriptions, (Game Version)

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:05pm

You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.

JustAPerson · February 2, 2021, 10:06pm

My heart is open to all, all except you

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:06pm

I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor

CovfefeBoss · February 2, 2021, 10:06pm

I know right away that you’re “not like other girls.” You’re special. You’re different. In face, so are so hideously distorted that you look more like an animated potato than a person.

JustAPerson · February 2, 2021, 10:07pm

I dreamt of someone with a. personality, I left you for a potato cuz at least a potato has a personality

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:08pm

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me

VanessaWritess · February 2, 2021, 10:09pm

You are so pretty, what did you use on your lips? Glue instead of lipgloss?

VanessaWritess · February 2, 2021, 10:11pm

#1

VanessaWritess · February 2, 2021, 10:11pm

#2

CovfefeBoss · February 2, 2021, 10:11pm

Your skin shimmers with the light of a thousand suns, and I know, I know I must be with you. Like I am drawn to you like a moth to a flame. Or an addict to a drug. Or Pompeii to imminent disaster. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because you look so much like a potato that I thought I was going to have you for lunch.

whitney99 · February 2, 2021, 10:12pm

You are hot, oh wait, you aren’t, just a freaking loser

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:12pm

If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why? Because you’re sht!*

RJL · February 2, 2021, 10:12pm

He was tall and handsome and everytime we talked i felt like we were high in the clouds. Almost as as high as his hairline??

CovfefeBoss · February 2, 2021, 10:13pm

I saw her, standing in the hallway, leaning against the lockers with a toothpick sticking seductively out of her mouth. Wow, I thought to myself. It looks like the janitors forgot to take out the trash again.

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:14pm

Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night! hehe

scarlettm · February 2, 2021, 10:15pm

I think I’ve met an angel… oh wait, that’s the sun in my eye. It’s actually a demon.

anon71033048 · February 2, 2021, 10:15pm

My instant attraction to him was like that of a moth to the moon. Because everyone knows the moon is just reflecting something else’s light.

lmfao that was trash, never use that roast ^

Angel_wings21 · February 2, 2021, 10:16pm

heś blue eyes are so shiny just like toilet water

RJL · February 2, 2021, 10:16pm

When we were in bed he reminded me of john cena. Because you can’t see him:grimacing:

That was horrible i know:eyes:

CovfefeBoss · February 2, 2021, 10:17pm

Have you ever considered moving to West Tennekota? Because I heard they have the highest ugly quotas in America, and it seems you might help them reach their ugly goals.