Roasts Written like Love-at-first-sight Descriptions, (Game Version)

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I like your face, oh wait i’m looking at a ugly one

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Ofcourse YOU would know that,youre from there :smiley:

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You have the celestially shaped eyebrows of an Amazon…which is obviously where you get your knockoff beauty products.

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PLSSSS- even Your makeup is like bad cosplay of a slightly more attractive version of yourself.

IM TRYING

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Why does chocolate keep melting in your hand, are you that hot or are you just a sweaty animal that caused a mess in the barn with pigs.

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Her perfectly sculpted calves could have been carved from stone, the sinews of her legs formed with the ligaments of the gods. And her knees were round and smooth, unlike her face, which vaguely resembled a dead chihuahua.

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51

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

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We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately we’ve been married for 10 years. :sleepy: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I knew we would be together forever, that our lives would always be intertwined, like mistletoe sucking away at a tree’s vitality or a chronic disease that slowly drives you toward your early grave.

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There was something about him that made me keep staring, I think it was his face, it looked like a screeching monkey trying to wink.

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Even the universe knew how this meeting would end. After all, destiny decided that you belong out of my world. :clown_face:

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and out of my office! :joy:

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are you rotton? Cause you are a rotton egg

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ohh please, you trying to flirt would be like buying a rotten egg only to get it thrown in your face because u are just pretty enough to date something rotten.

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like an egg

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Are you lighting? Cause you don’t look like it

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since you like talking about eggs so much How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

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The moment I saw his face, I just knew he was the one… for my egg-headed ugly @ss twin sister.

I’m not good at roasts, sorry :sweat_smile:

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Lmao! Little miss egg head sister over here! :arrow_heading_up:

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If you were my boyfriend, i would never want your smelly butt around me

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