I dreamt of someone with a. personality, I left you for a potato cuz at least a potato has a personality
yeah they are salty and starchy 
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If rearranging the alphabet was possible, I would put u and i together… In your dreams, because I would NEVER be with someone like you! 
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Her face is permanently embedded in my mind, from the clumpy blobs of her nose to the severe curve of her brow. They were nearly vertical, completely missing the misshapen sockets of her gelatinous eyes and just in general forgetting how to eyebrow. So no, I cannot get you out of my mind, because your face is so disturbing that I just can’t unsee you.
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Holy Moley!
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Her hair is so shiny and glossy, like she dipped herself in cooking oil because she’s so hideous that she needs to fry her hair every day to maintain her own standards.
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I get dreams of you cause you are so ugly
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to add to that Whitney, you shall never be forgotten as i shudder at the thought of your hideous face and potato shaped body.
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He was chiseled–like a sculpture, but unfortunately the sculptor must have slipped because there was something wrong with his face.
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Dang! That’s a good one!
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pls remove my tag.
I don’t know if this is good or bad 
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haha! Try it then! Its fun! 
When we first saw each other we both fell, mostly him, on the concrete. (lol I suck at this )
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no no! That was good!
Lol this is funny
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Yeah I thought you might enjoy a little laugh, so I tagged you!
Feel free to scroll and read all these corny…
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he was tall, handsome and had abs, to bad when we went in the pool and he stood back up and his abs were long gone 
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that’s a good one
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well, at lease you are here now!
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Are you in my heart? No because you are heart-less
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