Roasts Written like Love-at-first-sight Descriptions, (Game Version)

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These are just amazing, I nearly died laughing :rofl:

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His red eyes were captivating. They told a story of just how drunk and high this man was. But there was also an air of arrogance polluting from they way he looked at others. Usually, in different circumstances, he must’ve been handsome to think he’s such hot stuff. Thankfully because of all this I wanted to avoid him like the plague he was.

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As the Episode pan forced me to take in his bruised knees and ripped jeans, I noted his short stature–and, no, I am not referring to his shins.

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hahaha

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His dominant demeanor felt inviting… I wanted to walk right up to him, but at the same time I knew I should have ran away when I could because abuse isn’t sexy.

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The line so many Episode stories need but don’t have :pensive:

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His face seemed inviting … Like he was inviting me to punch him square in the nose and break it … The way he spoke to me only increased that undeniable urge.

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Quoting this because I have an idea for a story I’m writing

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Ooh sounds great go for it!

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bump because I like this thread but I haven’t got any ideas rn

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I wanted to join but then I realized I’m writing a similar trope myself… :joy:

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Are you a mermaid? 'Cause you and I mermaid to be far away from each other—you under the sea and me living life without you.

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“You play with fire, and you’re going to get burned. Actually, my fire’s not worth burning your worthless butt. Now get out of my face [insert overused male LI name here]!”

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