In the RPG system of Vampire The Masquerade vampires can eat normal food, but it would taste like ash for them and would stay in their stomach until they vomit it out as they cannot digest it. But you could keep the Masquerade in front of humans this way, like when having a business dinner or so. 
Vampires live on blood and can’t eat human food unless they take HFR injections. HFR - Human food resistance.
HFR lets them eat human food without dying.
removes the stitches
slaps Sumana
stitches Sumana’s mouth
runs far far away from Sumana
rolls her eyes and cut the stitches with magic. Takes a voodoo doll of kiwi aunt and stitches its mouth. Kiwi aunt’s mouth gets stitched.
this is getting boring
Tell me about it
Dad stop it
Since when she’s your dad! 
She made a dad joke and nobody gets of that easy
Oh u meant that

That’s okay. You calling me dad ain’t wierd. I have been called a mom by a 28 year olds before so it doesn’t even sound strange anymore. 
Bump
Can I have blood pie?
Yeah of course
Thank You!
You’re welcome. Please visit again
Bump
Did I really see the owner? 
Oh you can bet you did 
