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if you’re talking about my children, don’t you dare

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Well send me your kids list so I would know who not to fry.

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Sure. Refer to the menu above for the pic lol.

takes secretz
bakes him again
puts him in a plate and serves it to @Jiiri!

Here is your order, Daughter.

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Next time you have stress, you talk to me. Lol.

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I think it’s in my bio :thinking:
But what about Aya, you’ve already fried her :neutral_face:

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Well so what?

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Kay. Lol.

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She’s my daughter, too :pleading_face:

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And
?

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You said you won’t fry my daughters :unamused:

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What I say and what I do are 2 completely different things.

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:expressionless:
Well if you keep doing that, there might be consequences :upside_down_face:

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Do you take me as one who’s afraid of consequences?

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Nope, just letting you know, sis :heavy_heart_exclamation:

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Good. Whatever. I am gonna go now lol.

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@BadassSaasha and @k.w.episode this whole debate you guys have about who you’re going to fry kind of reminds me of Sweeney Todd lol

Just look at the lyrics

A Little Priest

MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame

TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste

Such a nice, plump frame
Wot’s 'is name has

Had

Has!
Nor it can’t be traced

Bus’ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased

Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste

I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it


TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus’ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy’s good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I’m sure they can’t compare as far as taste!

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste


TODD:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT:
It’s an idea


TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, how I’ve lived
Without you all these years, I’ll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen’ll
Soon be comin’ for a shave,
Won’t they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD:
How choice!

How
Rare!

TODD:
For what’s the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It’s man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?

LOVETT:
It’s priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it’s too good, at least!
Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh,
So it’s pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven’t you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y’see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it’s deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
But then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too – always leaves you wantin’ more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer’s rather nice.
TODD:
If it’s for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that’s lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you’re British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it’s clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it’s been!
TODD:
Is that squire,
On the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You’ll notice it’s grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer –
It’s green!

TODD:
The history of the world, my love –
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev’rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!

LOVETT: (spoken) Now let’s see, here
 We’ve got tinker.
TODD: Something
 pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there’s sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It’s a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
Next week, so I’m told!
Beadle isn’t bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow well it’s been greased

Stick to priest!

Now then, this might be a little bit stringy,
But then of course it’s
 fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn’t fiddle player – it’s piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It’s piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!

TODD:
The history of the world, my sweet –
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it’s also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev’rybody goes down well with beer!

LOVETT: (spoken)
Since marine doesn’t appeal to you, 'ow about
 rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? “With” is extra.

TODD: What is that?
LOVETT:
It’s fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd’s pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I’ve just begun –
Here’s the politician, so oily
It’s served with a doily,
Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it’s going to run!
LOVETT:
Try the friar,
Fried, it’s drier!
TODD:
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT:
Then actor,
That’s compacter!
TODD:
Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I’ll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don’t have judge yet,
But we’ve got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What’s that?
LOVETT: Executioner!

TODD:
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD:
We’ll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love!
TODD:
We’ll not discriminate great from small!
No, we’ll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!

BadassSaasha is Lovett and k.w.episode is Benjamin Barker

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Oh my @k.w.episode have a look at this. They do sound like us lmao.

So anyway I am preparing a special dish. Would you like to have a taste?

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Lol :joy:

:eyes:
Who is it and what is it? :joy:

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You’ll see. :wink:

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sighs

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