Ok, I have one for now:
A man was murdered on a freezing Friday, there were 6 people home, the maid, the butler, the wife, his daughters boyfriend, and the 2 children, after the police came, they all gave their alibis, and the police immediately knew who it was.
Here are all of their alibis:
When my husband was killed, I was in the kitchen, baking apple pie, and I heard my youngest daughter scream so loud, and I went out to the living room, to see my husband, dead! I didn’t do it, I swear, I loved with my whole heart -Cries a little-
His youngest daughter
I was in my bedroom on my bed, and when I went downstairs for something to drink, my father was dead, and I screamed to everyone else, I yelled my father is dead I was on my phone…What was I doing? I was on Tiktok, I was watching Charli D’Amelio…But I don’t see how that matters, I didn’t kill my father -Cries-
When he died, I was in the basement, I was taking the clothes out of the dryer and I heard one of his daughters scream, I had no idea what happened, I came upstairs to see him dead…And now I’m being interviewed, I was in the basement for God-sakes, officer.
I was in the living room when he died, but that doesn’t mean I killed him, or saw who killed him, don’t you see how big the living room is, it’s huge, I was on the whole other side, I was dusting his mantle…Sir.
His youngest daughter's boyfriend
He never did approve of us, every time I came over, he would kick me out, he said I was no good, and that I didn’t deserve his daughter…What, no I didn’t break in, her mother let me in, she thinks I’m nice enough, but, her father, no he’s a horrible person, and he’s spoiled, he doesn’t know me well enough to hate me…When he died, I was in the bathroom, I was on my way back to my girlfriend’s room, when I heard her screaming bloody hell, she was yelling ‘my father is dead’, it wasn’t me though
His oldest daughter
Well I think it’s so unfair that my little sister has a boyfriend and I don’t well anyway…When my father died, I was in the pool, on my phone, and she screamed, and when I came in, he was dead…I never even got to say goodbye -Cries hard-
Who was the murderer, how do you know?