I know right. I find beards annoying tbh, too messy for my smooth looking face (lol sorry if I’m being a little vain here haha)
IKR. Like suppose you’re on a date with a guy and he stunk like living in a huge bin with all the rubbish (British people don’t really say garbage box) and you’d be like, “Have you been rolling in trash? I’m out of here!”
I have distant relatives who get mega bitchy because I have deep red hair and they call me a slut just because it’s not pitch black.
There is this other arsehole I’m related to, said that. My cousin made really nice shepherd’s pie for my birthday party and idk who the fuck invited that gold digging step mum of hers and she was complaining about how “white people” food is bland. I’m like, “Bitch please, your cooking taste like shit. I’ll never eat your bland ass curry!”
Omg same I’m not lesbian, I am panromantic something something (it’s long, I forgot, and I don’t really care for labels), and atm I’d rather have a girlfriend…