Plus there is no realism what so ever.
The MC runs and then bumps into the LI causing them both to fall and then the LI is a complete bitch to the MC about it and that’s the story of how nearly all MC’s meet their LI
Oh, no! Anything but perganat!
They have for those pregnancy tests
Plus Condoms
lmao wanna be badass
the nerdy guy/guy who is really attractive normally gets a makeover then bomb everyone is interested in the person
Girl that’s supposed to be ‘sassy’ and ‘badass’ but is really just mean.
Bad boy that’s an asshole, but, he has/did have a bad past, so it’s all justified.
Love interest/bad boy is a billionaire (but goes to a normal, generic high school?).
‘Happy’ endings that always involve children… God, no thank you.
Characters I always see
• Badass sassy MC who’s only goal in life is to fall in love with the bad boy.
• Gay best friend who wears florals and says he’s gay in every single sentence.
• MC’s mum who is either an alcoholic/strict Christian/doesn’t care about her child.
• The MC’s dad doesn’t exist somehow.
• Blonde, rich mean girl who’s only hobby is ruining the MC’s love life.
• Sassy, party-loving black girl who’s thrown in for the sake of diversity and doesn’t have a purpose in the story.
• Mean girls BFF who repeats whatever she says and is an actual clone.
• The bad boy who wears leather and smokes all the time.
• Abusive gang leader we’re forced to love.
• Unrealistically perfect golden boy.
Plot Clichés
• The MC is late for school, but manages to meet her friends, bump into the bad boy, get insulted by the mean girl, meet the golden boy and then finally goes to class.
• The MC is pregnant by the {insert stereotype}
• Dark tragic pasts. (it’s ok a few times, but when it’s mentioned all the time, it’s kind of annoying.)
• The MC transforms for the bad boy.
• MC is kidnapped by a gang leader and becomes pregnant.
• MC is part of gang and is so bad and tough, nobody can take her down until she meets LI.
• MC runs away from her Christianity.
• The MC tries to lose her virginity, and hates being a virgin.
• Parties where teenagers get drunk.
- Also gross mushy gushy cheesy romance that makes the audience cringe!
- INK only: Bad boys with a leather jacket, black ripped jeans and ugly black army boots who for some reason can smoke in school
- MCs who later overthrow the "queen bee/mean girl " at school but end up just as horrible and materialistic as the mean girl/queen bee
Dead parents, gang, shy MC with an oddly supportive best friend (as the MC usually takes eveything out on them), bad boys, gang shit (LoL), WAYYY too many tattoos (I mean in INK stories. I’ve read multiple where EVERY man has a tattoo),
Right, Some are 16 and have tattoos
Exactly.
THE GAY BEST FRIEND ONE RESONATES WITH ME SO BAD
It usually goes something like this:
MC: “Wow, that bad boy sure is hot.”
GBF: “Oh yeah, but his best friend is so much hotter.”
it’s sad because this is me and my best friend in real life
I’ll be honest, I do too. A lot, actually-
Just, when I see dialogue being written this way in an Episode story (and this is like, the first time we’re ever hearing the MC’s GBF talking), it seems kind hamfisted for diversity’s sake.
And there’s always a house party at one of the popular guy or girls house that celebrates absolutely nothing
True true not all gay guys are girly and love to gossip, my best friend plays university hockey 
you’d have not idea he’s gay, I wish Episode stories made more open form of the lgbtq community and not just the stereotype behaviour
truuuueeee or how they somehow have the numbers of everyone in school for mass party invites
Scrolling through the fantasy section:
Finding Your Mate, Finding Your Mate2, Mated To A Blank…
And disrespectful teachers and people in stories being disrespectful towards teachers.