The Mail Lady Screams at the teen. “WELL THAT APPLE THERE WAS ACTUALLY A CHILD NAMED APPLE! YOUR A CANNIBAL
!!!”…
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She rubs her chin mishceavelsly, “But, weren’t you the one who took the first bite?” She gasped, “mUrdERer!”…
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“DAMN YOU CHILD” Mail lady says. “WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOUR OWN MOTHER A MURDERER!? Mail Lady then starts to cry…
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Lorriane laughs, grasping her belly, “What?! So you mean that adoption certificate they gave me for Christmas was real?!” tears sprung to her eyes…“It can’t be, MOMMMA?!” she cries…
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Mail lady shoved the child away. “JK but sucks to suck!”…
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She cries hysterically and let’s out a impartial, high pitched scream until blood emerges from her ears…
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Mail Lady decides to put the girl out of misery and she pushes her down the hill…
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The girl then flies and goes to Mail lady and says, “hah! I thought!”…
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Lorriane bickers as she spits mud from between her lips, she flips ‘the finger’ at the laughing bystander
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The mail lady shoots fire balls out of her a$$ at the bystander and the teen…
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She pulls out a rifle and fires shoots into the air, “Oh, so that explains the funny walk and the burning smell”
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omg i am actually dying 
Mail lady lunges at the bystander and holds them down with fire ball tape…
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Then she makes a funny dance
And says, “ha! U sucker!”…
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Her stomach curled as she bent over and puked, “Ewwww, did you rip one?” 
Me too lol
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To end it once and for all Mail lady runs over the teens and kills them…
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Her troubled soul emerges as a white ghost, that took previous shape of the real Lorriane…“Now you cant get rid of me whore waffle”…
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mail lady then dies due to being 10103 years old…
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Ghost Lorriane 
laughs hysterically, “Bitttcchhhh”…she then travels the town in hopes of finding someone else to pester
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Mail Lady Follows ghost teen and they become Apple Lovers who fight crimes…
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She stumbles upon the local school’s bad boy and slaps his a$$ back to Venus, an apple icon appears in the sky…
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