Lol. My cousin used to gloat about being so great at sport.
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Lol I’m richer than my cousin. So kids, school is fricking pointless!! Break all the rulesss!
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If someone never brushed there teeth:
Them:“Heyyy~” Saying, brushing their breathe against your face.
Me: “Ugh. Damn did someone take a shit on my face?”
Them:“No it’s just me” smiling.
Me:“Take a tip and brush your teeth. That breathe can kill a person.”
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When I was in the 1st or 2nd grade, I chopped the hair off my bratz doll to glue onto another with my elmers school glue…of course it didn’t work 
and I went to school with hair all over the couch
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Ewww
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I know. So many people are begging to get their weaves snatched.
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Oh yuck.
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Usually I sing this when someone doesn’t brush their teeth and wanna talk to me:
“Hold up wait a minute. Get the fuck out my face, wooo, get the fuck out my face, woo”
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When I was a teenager, the popular kids used to think they owned the mall. They’d walk around wearing crop tops and teeny shorts and pick on everyone. I got so irritated I smashed a cupcake in their face lol
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I once told my mom that burritos were animals.
I was pretty delusional as a 7 year old.
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Lol
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I would’ve done the same thing, smh.
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I feel sorry for the cupcake. Their fake af tan is probably infectious lol
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I always thought when someone moved their leg. I just assumed it was a dog. I do not even know how it was possible.
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They deserved it.
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LMFAO.
I don’t know what was my addiction with burritos, but I thought buffalo wings, were called burrito wings.
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I just can’t
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Yep.
Another irritating thing is when people say I’m too fair skinned to be south asian. Go fuck yourself Stephanie! (Not to any Stephanies’ here, just the one who said that to me in real life. I apologize for any misunderstandings)
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At one point I cried because I got a tick in the back of my neck and thought I was gonna die OOOF
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