In my class, people would make fun of Chinese people, you know the classic “Ching Chong Ching Chang Chong”, it sounded like someone was cutting vegetables, but my class was pretty stupid, except for me I kept coming in with the marks 
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Shit that’s so offensive
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I swear too much. I guess my teenage self is back again
Ikr, I’m like “I hope you have the guts to say that to their face” Cuz, we asians don’t play folks.
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Lol yasz!
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My friend and I created a song that had absolutely no meaning LMAO
It was called “Rocking Cinderella,” the lyrics were something like this (I don’t remember them all) -
I’m rocking Cinderella
I’m so pretty
I’m so handsome
Will you marry me darling
Are you sure you wanna marry me?
I dunno but do you wanna do the Gangnam Style?
I’m laughing while typing this lmaoooo
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Lol
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and that my friend is me
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I once bought a stuffed duck when I was three. I became attatched to it and I still have it lol
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@talesbyrose and i tried to have a yard sale on the back of my mom’s car, we only sold one book to my dad for 50 cents
RIPOFF
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Lol. I sold soda and gum around the school. I made a few bucks 
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In 5th grade, I cried so hard cause I found a big ass cockroach in my bag, and my classmates were just like “OH YOU’RE CRYING BECAUSE OF A COCKROACH AHAHSASHBASBHAS”
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Shaving my eyebrows down the middle 
What I had a unibrow
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Lol
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The kids in my school would literally go flying out the door 
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Once I was walkin around like a normal human being in recess, and this guy just bumps into me. It looked like a fighting scene in Karate Kid, my fist hit his head, and his fist hit my stomach, the guy ended up bleeding
And, I was drinking cocktail juice, so the stomach hit actually kinda hurt.
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Dude, that would scar me for life.
That reminded me of a story that happened a couple of years ago, so not really kid but ya know, I was younger. Anyway, it was at school and it was early so not many people were there. The teacher asked for the bag of paper bags, so I handed it to him and then this GIANT COCKROACH flew out and I screamed. My friend who was there I think laughed, but I can’t remember, then my teacher was like “amber df is wrong with you calm down” and I just ran to the sink and practically covered myself in soap and washed my hands
Edit: I also screamed and kind of ran around in fear BECAUSE I FELT IT TOUCH ME
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OH gurl i would’ve gotten a 2 hour seizure.
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thinking about it now gives me the WILLIES!! rngiwirgbiwibhjg
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I love horror tbh. The babysitter was a yes
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