when i can’t spell
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You would die in three weeks without food 
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It could be 50 flies tho. 
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No, you could live, you could die rather quickly without water. But three weeks is a small price to pay. I got work to do. 
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I’m sorry, are you an alien? Nah I’m joking lol, it’s a restaurant.
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My friend is gonna die today. I am not dying for you. 
She boutta fall like Snow White and meet her prince charming cause… 
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Prince Charming better find her ass, Why would I kill myself…?
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i hate pizza so 
bye friend
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Legit!!
would you rather find this when you came home…?
- your child speaking in tongue ?
- blood all over your walls?
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if i came home to little jeff speaking in tongues i would be proud. 
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Good, they learning a new language. Plus, if it’s that same child. They’ll be washing the walls.
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Man, I don’t think no doctor that can fix that shit
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I.can’t.choose.for.the.last.one. 
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he would be connected to a higher thingy
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I went two days without food and passed out. I have my choice
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Would you rather?
- Have Your Friend Plotting To Kill You
- Plotting To Injury Their Loved Ones.
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I can’t even go half a day without food loolll. 
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Your not my friend if your planning to kill me TF 
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