Tell me fruit jokes!

Tell me your best fruit jokes! I love them!

I will start😌

If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, let that

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Why did the strawberry go out with the banana?
Because it couldn’t find a

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I just know a vegetable one.

Carrot.
"Hi carrot.!
“Hi Sam!”

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**My hair is red :joy:

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Oh amazing thanks I didn’t hear this one before d(•́ω•̀✿)

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just wined :wine:

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why was the tomato blushing? :tomato: :blush:

because it saw the salad dressing

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Put your hands up
this is a strobbery

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what do you give a lemon that has been hurt?

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What did the lonely banana say I’m akela

Kela means banana in Urdu
Akela means alone in Urdu

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry :joy:

Funny? No? Ok :expressionless:

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