The Cliche Song

So, I wasted my time writing this so enjoy!
Behold: The Cliche Song, about Episode cliches:

The Cliche Song


I’m about to tell you how
You can turn your readers upside down
Make your story famous in a day
You’ve gotta make it really cliche

Step one, nerdy MC
It’s a must-have for a cliche story
She gets bullied every day
And she has one best friend who is gay.

She thinks that she is special
But really she’s one-dimensional.
Then her friend gives her a makeover
Now suddenly everyone in the school loves her.

Oooh, you gotta make it cliche
Use tropes that have been used a million times
But you’ll get reads so it’ll be fine
Every story will be exactly the same
And cliches are completely to blame

Next, the love interests.
You’ve gotta have two to keep interest.
One is the bad boy who is a complete a-hole
And the golden boy who can get any girl

Ooh, and don’t forget the parents!
Who for some reason are non-existant.
They are never in the story from the start to the end,
Either that or, one parent is dead.

You also gotta have a mean girl, you see
Whose only role is to terrorize MC
She’s always trying to ruin MC’s life
Because she wanted to be LI’s Wife

Oooh, you gotta make it cliche
Use tropes that have been used a million times
But you’ll get reads so it’ll be fine
Every story will be exactly the same
And cliches are completely to blame

Oooh, you gotta make it cliche
Use tropes that have been used a million times
But you’ll get reads so it’ll be fine
Every story will be exactly the same
And cliches are completely to blame

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This song is amazing, this is powerful. when is the mixtape coming out?

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lmao
Soon :joy:

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I can feel the raw emotion oozing from your poetic bars😢

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This made me laugh thanks :joy: I’m waiting for your debut :eyes:

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Haha, good one😂

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When is the merch coming out!? I’d love to see merch for this song! :joy:

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I’m waiting for the world tour🤷‍♀️

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I’m touring the world in August :joy::joy:

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And you know i’m Getting the VVIP tickets not the VIP, I’m a roadie💕 your biggest fan, sign my forehead plz

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I’m famous :star_struck::joy:

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I’ll see you there! I’ll be the one in the shirt with your face on it :clown_face:

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:lol: good one! Bravo!

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She’s in the studio, it’s said to come out a week before the world tour so soon! :clown_face:

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I’m selling bootleg merch for 20% off if your looking for some cheap merch before tour.
Keep this low-key👀

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:sunglasses:

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You should get a Grammy for this.:clap:t5::clap:t5:

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lol why thank you :laughing:

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Can I kiss your feet? Just sayin🤷‍♀️

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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