Run away from your home.
My dog ate my shoe.
Run away from your home.
My dog ate my shoe.
Eat your dog I am so sorry!
I lost a puzzle piece 
Solution: Buy ice cream
I think I’m about to die!
solution: put an ice pack on it
My flowers are dying
Solution: Step on them
I have a tooth ache
solution: go to the dentist
I have butter on my face
Then rub some bread on it 

I’m being chased by a bull!
then wave a red flag right next to you
My settings button won’t work
put in in the microwave
my hair is frizzy
Then shave it off
A bird pooped on my shoes!
oh, easy! throw the shoe back up to the sky to hit the bird and lose that shoe forever!
please don’t actually do this in real-life, that’s dumb and also cruel!
i accidentally ate a fly during dinner and now i can’t stop throwing up!
Just dance as you throw up!
I lost my glasses and I can’t see…
take out your eyeballs from your skull :,)
Im stranded on an island
Just step on your phone!
My phone battery is low…
Fight a monkey!
The battery of my phone is low…
give it drugs to make it high 
my car broke down
Then take out the wheel!
My phone isn’t working
take it apart and do “surgery” on it :,)
my glasses broke
Throw it into the water
My mom is sick…