get a new mom
My dog died
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Get a cat! They have nine lives 
I can’t get the elephant inside the fridge!
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put it in rice 
i cant get my crush to notice me!
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Fart on his face!
My dog peed on me 
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Pee on him back
I cant find my medication 
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Buy Ice cream
My sister broke the tv!
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Put it in rice.
I broke my leg
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Put your leg in fire
My printer won’t work!
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Give it to your dog
I lost my sight
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Go look for it
I need the loo but my dads in the bath
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Then use ketchup!
I have bad acne
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Tell it no- acne cannot legally be on your face without your permission 
my friend embarrassed me
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Be sassy
My lover cheated on me !
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make a clone of him and make that your new lover 
i’m lost on mars!
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Get lost on jupiter!
My cat died 
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don’t worry!! they have 8 more lives
my mom took my phone away
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Ground your mum !
I can put the donkey in the fridge
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put the fridge in the donkey!!
i cant get noticed by my celebrity crush 
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Slap him!
My boyfriend went to buy milk!
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Buy a new boyfriend!
My lock won’t lock!
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