Then tell your teacher someone in your class stole it
My head hurts
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Stop facepalming.
I stepped on a lego and now my foot hurts!
Brilliant 
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Then clean up your room
I’m sad
Watch Marley and Me. At least you’ll know that someone has it worse.
I got an F!
Then draw a slanting line next to the F to make it an A
I think I’m sick
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Stop thinking.
My brother is annoying!
Knock him unconscious
She’s being a bitch to me
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Knock whoever the heck she is unconscious
I don’t have any followers on insta!
I don’t even have an insta 
Them delete your Insta and move to Facebook
I have scotophobia(phobia of the dark) and my power just went off(this is not a drill by the way. Help me!)
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For the purpose of the game: KNOCK YOURSELF UNCONSIOUS SO YOU DON’T NOTICE IT’S DARK!
No, actually, though, if it’s still daylight, go outside. If it isn’t, a clear night and a half moon will do. If you don’t even have that, grab a flashlight, hunker down, try to save power, and do something to distract yourself. I’m up if you need to chat in the private thread. 
I’m thirsty!
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Then drink hot water
I can’t swim
KNOCK YO- Oh, wait, no. Stay out of the freaking water! You trying to catch corona or something?! 
I ran out of food for my goldfish!
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Then feed him your food.
I can’t feel my feet
Keep it that way. Then it won’t hurt when you stub your toe.
I’m bored. As heck. 
Power back on, yet?
Then stare at a wall until you fall asleep
My mum is about to take my phone and tablet
Yeah the power is on
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Quick! Burry them in the backyard before she can get to them!
I died in my game! 
Then start a new game.
I’m tired
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My car needs to be washed.
Then bring it in the bath with you
People’s solutions for this game are getting less dumb
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then we need to make them less smart
My cake is burnt