love it!
Paint your other sock the same colour as your shoe.
I can’t remember my password
Wow your super smart!)
Then reamber your password its that easy
I cant find my banana
Then bite your fingers off
My mum took my tablet
Take her phone to assert dominance
My hair is too long
Color it the same color as your neck so it looks short
I can’t find my phone
Then steal your mum’s phone and make it look like yours
I hate my shoes
Then just wear socks everywhere
My glasses are fogged up
Duh, just don’t wear them. Problem solved
I can’t find my book
Google where it is
You missed your flight
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Fly on the sky.
I need foods but I’m broke to afford $56 shrimp Alfredo.
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Just get $1 shrimp from the dollar tree
I’m failing math
seduce the teacher.
I am having a job interview tomorrow.
Don’t show up but manifest that you’ll get the job
My watch died
Count five multiple instead of time.
I can’t sit on chair.
Then stand on the fridge.
My phone is dead.
Give it CPR
My flowers all wilted
pour an energy drink on it
My cat ate my goldfish
Buy a new cat
My ceiling fan came of the ceiling
connect the fan to the switch board and let it rotate on the floor if you ever feel hot!
my boyfriend snorts so loudly that I haven’t slept since 4 months.
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