Cut off his nose
My pencil ran out of lead
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Fill it with ink
My phone screen cracked
Throw it away
My friends punched me
punch her back. I dont care if its four hours ago, go right over there and punch her
there is less than six hours back of Unus Annus and I have not seen all videos yet.
that’s easy, just watch the videos
My scissors are stuck in the wall
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Well, use the scissors to cut a hole in the drywall!
My car won’t start…
That’s easy, plug it into your xbox and use the controller.
My earring ear hole things have closed, what do I do!?! 
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Go to church so they can make your ears holy again
I lost my wallet…
Pshhh! Just keep the money in your mouth!
An angry cockroach is stalking me at night…
You must have superpowers if you can see cockroaches in the dark so just fly away.
My ex texted me last night…
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I don’t know who “me last night” is, but why do you care who your ex texted? Move on!
A song is constantly stuck in my head…
Just remove ur head. DUHH
My house just fell down the hill
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Tie a rope around it and pull it back up before anyone steals it.
Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t answer my calls
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Walk to his house
I lost my phone
Call yourself on your phone to find your phone
My pig can fly
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Just fly up and get it
My door won’t close…
Just duct tape it
My teacher is under my bed
host a sleepover party
I got hacked
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Hack the hacker to un hack yourself.
I don’t wanna start my shift but I’m already at work 
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Press shift on your keyboard to unshift 
my friensds are annoying
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