The Dumb solutions game

Then adopt a child

My boss fired me from work

3 Likes

Set your boss on fire so you guys are even!:hugs::fire:

There is a murderer in my house.

4 Likes

Then move the house so the murderer is no longer in it.

I need to graduate but I failed an exam

4 Likes

Graduate, the take the exam

My brother won’t listen to me

3 Likes

Talk to your sister

My dog ran away

3 Likes

Take a stone as a pet, and call him Henk. Your new pet won’t run away this time.:stuck_out_tongue:

I broke someone’s car.

4 Likes

Fix it

I forgot my password

3 Likes

hire a hacker

i ran out of food

3 Likes

Steal your neighbors fridge.

I got ghosted.

5 Likes

become a ghost yourself

my computer crashed

4 Likes

Call daddy pig

I forgot how to breathe

3 Likes

Swim.

I’ve got no money.

4 Likes

Break your arm.

I ate something too spicy.

3 Likes

Buy a panda!:panda_face:

The bathroom is taken.

2 Likes

Burn it, and make it look like your dog did it!

I am too lazy.

3 Likes

Tell your Llama he has to continue.

I’ve got nothing to wear.

3 Likes

Sing a song of Whitney Houston.

I’ve got a headache.

2 Likes

That’s okay—just read all the okay stories now.

My wife changed her status on FB from married to widowed. Should I be worried

2 Likes

Call your health insurance.

I’ve got a bad day.

3 Likes

Don’t have a bad day

I’m hungry

2 Likes