The Dumb solutions game

give your dog a glue and ask it to stick up on what it broke

My hair won’t grow longer

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There’s no point, cut it all off.
My Netflix password is being rejected.

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Forget it, you’re not gonna remember it now suddenly anyway, go binge some movies

I can’t create a Discord account

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Who needs Discord? Audio record your voice and email it back and forth.
I failed my drivers test.

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Who cares? Just drive anyway

I want to have ice cream, but we ran out of it, and I’m too lazy to go get more

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Put a bunch of ice and shaving cream on a cone… meh… it’ll do. I mean, that’s all it takes, right?

I’m addicted to the dumb solutions game :neutral_face:

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Just go to a desag, get it? Rehab?..forget it

I want to finish my incomplete hws, but I can’t seem to be able to :persevere:

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Eat a bunch of Smarties and Nerds (like the candy, not actual people.) You’ll finish in a minute or two :wink:

Gravity is acting weird. I’m fLyInGggg

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Next time be sure to check which medicine you’re taking, before taking it

I don’t know which dress to wear on a date

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Wear salad dressing instead! :green_salad:

I forgot where I left my feet. :foot:

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Just call it, duh!

I forgot where I left my book

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If u remember ur details, just log into find my IBook.
Hope that helps. :innocent:

My room is freezing!!!

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You must have forgotten to turn off the heater

I don’t want to do Polish, but it’s mandatory!

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Just don’t do it, forget mandatory. In some places Spanish is mandatory but we have Dora the explorer for that so really they don’t need to be teaching it.

My laptop isn’t working.

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Tell it that you will give it a treat if it works

My shoe was stolen by big bird

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steel it back
my fish won’t stay still!!!
:roll_eyes:

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buy a remote-control fish instead

I’m hungry and I have nothing to eat ;-;

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do what i did when I was little and eat grass
I can’t find my head.

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Search in your backpack

I want to drink a coffee

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swim in the river?
I can’t stop singing!!!

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