The Dumb solutions game

Idk if that was a idiom or if ur fr so imma just…

Just don’t do anything.

My hair fell off

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Use gorilla-glue to put it back on

I don’t want to do my 29485939 essays that are due this week

Get a magic wand say the magic words…Essays be done!!

I have lost my plane ticket home

Get a new one, not that hard

I got ants in my pants

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shoo them away

I got lost

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Go north

My feet are stuck

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Dig them free

I forgot to get pasta sheets for my lasagna

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Use rice instead
My eyes hurt

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Put some cucumber on them

I burnt my tongue

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put water on it

My foot hurts

Blow on it

Someone stole my rattle snake

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Don’t worry! The amazon rainforest has plenty of them!
My phone is overheating

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Better put it in the fridge.

I broke my coat hanger

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so use your t-shirt hanger

I failed my exam

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Orrr maybe the exams failed you? How dare they!

I left my purse on the train with everything in it

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buy a new one

I’m not sleepy

Ask someone to knock u out.

My apple fell on the floor and it’s dirty now :pleading_face:

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Give it the old shirt shine.

I got a very expensive ring stuck on my finger in a very expensive shop.

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Act like it’s yours and walk out. :sunglasses::joy:

I got humiliated earlier :weary::sob::disappointed:

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back. away. slowly

I’m choking on a lifesaver

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