Idk if that was a idiom or if ur fr so imma just…
Just don’t do anything.
My hair fell off
Idk if that was a idiom or if ur fr so imma just…
Just don’t do anything.
My hair fell off
Use gorilla-glue to put it back on
I don’t want to do my 29485939 essays that are due this week
Get a magic wand say the magic words…Essays be done!!
I have lost my plane ticket home
Get a new one, not that hard
I got ants in my pants
shoo them away
I got lost
Go north
My feet are stuck
Dig them free
I forgot to get pasta sheets for my lasagna
Use rice instead
My eyes hurt
Put some cucumber on them
I burnt my tongue
put water on it
My foot hurts
Blow on it
Someone stole my rattle snake
Don’t worry! The amazon rainforest has plenty of them!
My phone is overheating
Better put it in the fridge.
I broke my coat hanger
so use your t-shirt hanger
I failed my exam
Orrr maybe the exams failed you? How dare they!
I left my purse on the train with everything in it
buy a new one
I’m not sleepy
Ask someone to knock u out.
My apple fell on the floor and it’s dirty now 
Give it the old shirt shine.
I got a very expensive ring stuck on my finger in a very expensive shop.
Act like it’s yours and walk out. 

I got humiliated earlier 


back. away. slowly
I’m choking on a lifesaver