Turn on dora the explorer and use the map from whichever episode you watch
I can’t stop watching scooby doo
Turn on dora the explorer and use the map from whichever episode you watch
I can’t stop watching scooby doo
That is a mystery to be solved,
I lost my other shoe
Well now you have no shoes so you can be happy you match
My hand got cut off by a bananna
Cut the banana with a carrot, now you have achieved R E V E N G E
My leg hurts
Jump up and down
I fell off my chair
Get an exorcist, that chair is up to no good
I’m hungry but there’s no food
Just go to walmart and ask the security person for a pizza
Santa got burned in my fireplace
Call 911
I want more gems
Just harass episode till they give you some and if not just be content with your potato sack dress
My shoes have red paint all over them
Then you should go out tonight and paint the town red with your new red shoes
I am thirsty and there is no water
Drink your pee instead
I tested positive fir COVID
Just complain enough so that the negativity makes your covid test negative
I acciedntally waxed my whole eyebrow off
Hot glue some pipe cleaners on in place of them
I put too much salt on my chips
Just pour water on them to balance it out
I slammed my hand into a wall
Pour some boiling hot water over it, that should do the trick.
My nose is bleeding
Just put earplugs in your nose
My skirt ripped during my bass concert
then sew it back together 
i haven’t revised for my exams and it starts tomorrow
put the book on your head like a hat and all the information should find its way into your head
My trampoline blew away in the storm
Just set a vaccum cleaner outside and it’ll blow right back
I ate all my roast beef
Now this little piggy can have none 
I lost my friends hoodie