Ask a tree for more
I’m scared of seagulls
Ask a tree for more
I’m scared of seagulls
Try to fight them, they might be friendly
I ate my phone
Eat a bunch of rice, I heard that it might help
I want new shoes but I’m broke
then fix yourself
Today I have bad luck
Time travel to tomorrow
People think I’m a hippie because I sort of like tea
Become an alcoholic
My shoes don’t fit
Do what Cinderella’s stepsisters did and cut off your toes and parts of your heels
I don’t want to go back to school
Get corona (I DON’T MEAN IT, AND IK THAT U SHOULN’T JOKE WITH THIS)
I want to be like my dog
Be a bitch sorrysorrysorry
I’m too short for my age
chop off everyone’s legs 
I’m allergic to spring
Change the season to winter
I don’t remember how to do long division
ditch school and live on the streets instead
My vision’s bad
Train it to be good
My sister is annoying…
FEED HER TO THE LIONS 
My legs are aching 
Chop them off 
I can’t read properly today…
Don’t read
I’m thirsty
drink water
I am flying and can’t stop
fly into a wall
I’m choking 
Don’t eat food
I’m tired
Choke until you’re dead and you won’t feel a thing 
I want to go to space