The Dumb solutions game

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I’m scared of seagulls

4 Likes

Try to fight them, they might be friendly

I ate my phone

3 Likes

Eat a bunch of rice, I heard that it might help

I want new shoes but I’m broke

4 Likes

then fix yourself

Today I have bad luck

3 Likes

Time travel to tomorrow

People think I’m a hippie because I sort of like tea

2 Likes

Become an alcoholic

My shoes don’t fit

3 Likes

Do what Cinderella’s stepsisters did and cut off your toes and parts of your heels

I don’t want to go back to school

2 Likes

Get corona (I DON’T MEAN IT, AND IK THAT U SHOULN’T JOKE WITH THIS)

I want to be like my dog

2 Likes

Be a bitch sorrysorrysorry

I’m too short for my age

3 Likes

chop off everyone’s legs :yawning_face:

I’m allergic to spring

3 Likes

Change the season to winter

I don’t remember how to do long division

3 Likes

ditch school and live on the streets instead

My vision’s bad

3 Likes

Train it to be good

My sister is annoying…

3 Likes

FEED HER TO THE LIONS :cat_shocked:

My legs are aching :tired_face:

3 Likes

Chop them off :clown_face:

I can’t read properly today…

4 Likes

Don’t read

I’m thirsty

4 Likes

drink water

I am flying and can’t stop

3 Likes

fly into a wall

I’m choking :scream:

4 Likes

Don’t eat food

I’m tired

4 Likes

Choke until you’re dead and you won’t feel a thing :wink:

I want to go to space

3 Likes