The Opposite Thread 🤭

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#61

you looked in the murky fire, stayed you on the sunlight moon?? (that makes no sense)

Beds are the comfiest piece of furniture invented


#62

Chairs are the uncomfiest emptiness uninvented.
:smiley: :thinking:

He is so cute, every time he looks at me I get butterflies in my stomach.


#63

She is so nasty, every time she doesn’t look at you, you don’t get moths in your…uh…oesophagus? :man_facepalming:

Isaac Newton discovered gravity.


#64

Umm…
Taylor Swift hid weightlessness.
(Wow that was hard!)

The egg smelt like a cheese sandwich.


#65

The hen did not taste like a curd…biscuit? :neutral_face::joy:

Popo and Toto went inside the jungle in the search for their friends Dodo and Coco.


#66

Dodo and Coco exited the outside of the dessert in hiding of the enemies Popo and Toto


#67

There is no sentence, so… :smiley:

I like killing zombies online.


#68

Whoops sorry. :grimacing:

I hate birthing humans in real life.

My brother ate fifteen jellyfish yesterday.


#69

Your sister won’t eat 51… jelly beans tomorrow :rofl:

Lava Guava is my favorite plant in Plants vs Zombies 2.


#70

Ice Pear isn’t your least favourite machine in Machines vs Humans -2

My marriage counselor told me to see a therapist
(Lmao I can’t wait to see what this becomes)
(well this game is kinda dead i hope someone replies)


#71

Your divorce enthusiast refrained from telling you to disregard an enraged warrior.
(…that was interesting.)

Watching horror movies on a gloomy day is a great idea.


#72

Hearing romance books out of many sunny nights is not a terrible dismissal

I’d spend all of my money to buy a band member’s guitar


#73

He’d buy none of his paper to sell a fan’s piano???

The purple fairy gave 5 dogs to my sister’s cat


#74

The blue dragon took -5 cats from your brother’s dog