The Sarcasm Game


#181

Because they think they’re cool

Why did I play tennis today?


#182

Why are you asking me?
Why am I going to fail school?


#183

Because you aren’t smart ( jk )

Why is my name Olivia?


#184

No, it’s Johnny.
What color is the sky?


#185

It’s obviously violet. Jeez. People these days…

Why is school over?


#186

It isn’t for me.
Why does Kanye West want to run for President?


#187

Because he’s an idiot

Why am I at home?


#188

Cause u dont have a life
Why is Trump president


#189

Because Americans are STUPID. (Lol that’s not sarcasm that’s the truth.)

Why am I bored?


#190

Better that Hilary cough cough

Ur bored cause u suck. Why am i tired


#191

Eh I personally disliked them both equally.

Because you also suck.
Why do I suck?


#192

Haha

Cause no one likes you.
Why i do guys always have a crush on atleast one of my friends but not me


#193

Idk, I have the same problem except without the friends part.
Why does this happen?


#194

Welcome to reality hon.
Why is my room a mess


#195

No, I’m sure it’s as clean as a pig sty.

Why is math so HARD?


#196

Cause u r dumb
Why did the latest Avengers movie suck?

So true haha


#197

I’m sorry what?


#198

Yup, i hated the ending. I love all of the Marvel movies except for the infinity war