No is your mom. Why do I have to wear glasses!
bc it gives you superpowers duuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Why is anime so awesome?
What do you mean?
Why do I like Twenty One Pilots?
Because ur have a bad taste in music
Oml how did I forget about this thread
Because you think that I have bad taste in music.
Why are you on forums?
Because I have been kidnapped, kept in a lockdown and forced to access forums most of the time (how preposterous! )
Why do you walk?
Cause I have legs, jeez idiot (don’t really mean it)
Why am I tired?
Because you don’t know how to sleep properly
Why can’t I go to the Bandito tour?
I’m to stupid to know what that is…
Why didn’t the person above me post the next question?
Because they didn’t forget.
Why do I like bunnies so much?
Because you like watching them be turned into peeps.
Why did I study for my first quarter finals?
Because u were smart enough to do that for once.
Why is my dog so irritating
Because it’s trying to annoy you to death.
Why did I eat a piece of candy?
Because you want to get fat and of course get diabetes
Why can’t I wake up early?
Obviously because mischievous gremlin creatures keep you up at night. Obviously.
Why does chocolate taste so good?