No is your mom. Why do I have to wear glasses!
bc it gives you superpowers duuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Why is anime so awesome?
What do you mean?
Why do I like Twenty One Pilots?
Because ur have a bad taste in music
Oml how did I forget about this thread
Because you think that I have bad taste in music.
Why are you on forums?
Because I have been kidnapped, kept in a lockdown and forced to access forums most of the time (how preposterous!
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Why do you walk?
Cause I have legs, jeez idiot (don’t really mean it)
Why am I tired?
Because you don’t know how to sleep properly
Why can’t I go to the Bandito tour?
I’m to stupid to know what that is…
Why didn’t the person above me post the next question?
Because they didn’t forget.
Why do I like bunnies so much?
Because you like watching them be turned into peeps.
Why did I study for my first quarter finals?
Because u were smart enough to do that for once.
Why is my dog so irritating
Because it’s trying to annoy you to death.
Why did I eat a piece of candy?
Because you want to get fat and of course get diabetes
Why can’t I wake up early?
Obviously because mischievous gremlin creatures keep you up at night. Obviously.
Why does chocolate taste so good?
Bump
Because it chocolate, chocolate doesn’t need an explanation 
Why does my throat hurt
It’s your throat, not mine, you tell us
Why is coffee so delicious
Because ur taste buds r trying to kill u with that gross crap (i freaking love coffee)
Why is classical music so boring