The Sarcasm Game


#201

No is your mom. Why do I have to wear glasses!


#202

bc it gives you superpowers duuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

Why is anime so awesome?


#203

What do you mean?

Why do I like Twenty One Pilots?


#204

Because ur have a bad taste in music
Oml how did I forget about this thread


#205

Because you think that I have bad taste in music.

Why are you on forums?


#206

Because I have been kidnapped, kept in a lockdown and forced to access forums most of the time (how preposterous! :scream_cat:)

Why do you walk?


#207

Cause I have legs, jeez idiot (don’t really mean it)

Why am I tired?


#208

Because you don’t know how to sleep properly

Why can’t I go to the Bandito tour?


#209

I’m to stupid to know what that is…


#210

Why didn’t the person above me post the next question?


#212

Because they didn’t forget.

Why do I like bunnies so much?


#213

Because you like watching them be turned into peeps.

Why did I study for my first quarter finals?


#214

Because u were smart enough to do that for once.
Why is my dog so irritating


#215

Because it’s trying to annoy you to death.

Why did I eat a piece of candy?


#216

Because you want to get fat and of course get diabetes

Why can’t I wake up early?


#217

Obviously because mischievous gremlin creatures keep you up at night. Obviously.

Why does chocolate taste so good?