The Sarcasm Game

:nauseated_face: i dont like that word
no! it’s the neighbor next door
why do my mom love the color red

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Causes she’s the devil :smiling_imp:

Is that hair

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no it’s my feet
u-
do you like the word hi

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No I like the word bye I couldn’t think of anything to say lol

Is that a phone?

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no
do u like bye

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No

Am I breathing

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no
why do you like the word ;bye

Cause I’m a alien I don’t rlly like the word bye

Is that heaven

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No it’s just where all the good people go to when they die… Duh!

Why wear shoes?

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To protect ourselves from those dirty, nasty bacteria tryna invade our feet corpuscles down there to transform them into their homes.

Why love someone (romantically) when you can be single and happy?

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because we’re all thots
why eat

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For we can die obviously

Why do chores?

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because
our moms will yell at us if we dont
why cry

For out eyes to be happy Lol I suck

Why go to sleep when you can stay awake?

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because its all linked into a cult
why do you like mean girls the featured story

Because I definitely read it.

What does D. O. G. S. stand for?

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Dogs of course :dog2:

Why do we die?

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What do you want then? For earth to get overcrowded by humans so that they can fart all around the place?

Did you ever have an acupuncture?

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Of course I have! It’s not like I have a severe phobia of being poked with a needle!

Where Did All My Friends Go?

Why ask me? Ask Thanos. Maybe, he did Da Snap!

Do you like sunglasses?